"The Catholic Church really needs to reverse its stance on birth control."
*picks crust off of infected septum piercing*
"It's not at all healthy for a woman to go through multiple pregnancies in a short period of time." over size garment for bridesmaid in modest style
*sweats out absorbed synthetic blue hair dye*
"It's an archaic rule with no regard for a woman's long term safety." ...
*burps up entire box of donuts*
"It's ridiculous that women still suffer at the hands of such a dangerous ideology."
*expels eighth aborted child out of incompetent cervix*